thighrabanks:

oh honey

thighrabanks:

oh honey

gayerthanjew:

i feel my american-bred sense of entitlement the most when i get annoyed that the ‘united states’ is sorted in alphabetical order on a drop down menu and not just listed at the top

"I enjoy controlled loneliness. I like wandering around the city alone. I’m not afraid of coming back to an empty flat and lying down in an empty bed. I’m afraid of having no one to miss, of having no one to love."
— Kuba Wojewodzki (via splitterherzen)

(Source: ughbenedict)

rupsidaisy:

gay8:

fuck attractive people

that’s the plan

givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays

broadwayjordan:

whatever-peasant:

Fun fact if you talk to me past midnight i get real personal and it’s weird

12:00 I really like Imagine Dragons.
12:01 I killed a man once.

ollygollymolly:

This is my proudest moment.

rainbowrambling:

[Animal Crossing fandom breathes a collective sigh of relief because Zipper doesn’t give out furniture duplicates like Pavé did]

(Source: orlaala)

"if you have to check your account first, you probably shouldnt be buying it."
— realest thing my shitty teacher has ever said (via phoeni-xx)